Santa Claus to break ground on production facility in the Deerfield Valley


S. Claus checks his list for potential recipients of his synthetic carbon-free coal

DEERFIELD VALLEY—In early 2026, Santa Claus will break ground on a new manufacturing facility in the Deerfield Valley. The facility will be used to produce a form of coal that Claus hopes will revolutionize his approach to so-called “bad” kids.
In an exclusive interview with The Deerfield Valley News, Claus said he picked the valley for the new facility largely due to its proximity to kringeleine, a magical mineral that must be used within 10 minutes of harvest to pull off Claus’ latest magical endeavor.

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